I'm The One And Only Denominator Shirt
You’ve queued for three hours in the freezing rain, you’ve got your "all-black" kit on point, and you’ve even practiced your best moody stare. You get to the front, and then it happens: the bouncer gives you that look, shakes his head, and you’ve officially been neined.
This "I’m the One and Only Denominator" shirt is the ultimate bit of kit for the heads who have stared down the dreaded "Nein" and kept their cool. Featuring the 1/9 fraction, it’s a proper inside joke for the elite few who know exactly what it feels like to be the "one" sent packing while the "nine" lucky sods breeze through.
Whether you’re repping it at the back of the queue or wearing it as a badge of honor at the after-party you actually managed to find, this shirt is pure banter for the techno massive. It says you know the math, you know the struggle, and you can handle a rejection with a bit of class. Get it sorted and remember: even if the bouncer says no, the shirt says you’re the one and only. Cheers.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Techno Memist Merch Shop
- Email: contact@support.technomemist.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I'm The One And Only Denominator Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|
