Your Snare Sounds Like Shit Beach Towel
Half the tracks you hear these days sound like they were recorded in a trash can. If you’re tired of producers ignoring the basics and ruining a perfectly good groove with a flat, lifeless snare, this towel is for you.
It’s a bold statement, but someone’s gotta say it. Toss this on your chair at the beach or the pool and let everyone know that while they might be having a good time, their production game is still lacking. It’s loud, it’s petty, and it’s arguably the most important piece of gear you’ll buy this summer.
More details
- 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Fabric weight in 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
- Available in two sizes: 30 "x 60", 36″×72″
- Printed on one side only
- The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Techno Memist Merch Shop
- Email: contact@support.technomemist.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the azo dyes, formaldehyde, BPA, flammability, lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 30 "x 60"
- 36″×72″
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
