99.9% of Jungle DJs shirt

¥4,032 JPY

Celebrate the absolute irony of the scene with the "99.9% of Jungle DJs Have Never Been in a Jungle" tee. Let’s be entirely honest, mate—the closest most of these selectors have ever been to an actual rainforest is putting a potted fern next to their decks. This bit of gear is a proper cheeky nod to the legendary truth that you don’t need a safari suit or a machete to appreciate a savage 170 BPM roller. Throw it on, have a laugh, and remind your lot that the only canopy we care about is a roof sweating from a heavy sound system. Sorted.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.