The DJs on the Techno Stage
Look, we’ve all seen ‘em—the "superstar" duo jumping around on stage like they’ve actually accomplished something, while the real magic is happening elsewhere. This shirt is a proper shout-out to the pair who couldn't patch a synth to save their lives, while some legendary elderly geezer is tucked away in a studio filled with dusty analog gear, doing all the heavy lifting.
This isn't just gear; it’s a reality check for the industry, celebrating the old-school soul that these USB-jockeys are trying to buy. Get it sorted, wear it with pride, and let the "talent" know we’ve spotted the analog wizard behind the curtain. Cheers.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Techno Memist Merch Shop
- Email: contact@support.technomemist.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The DJs on the Techno Stage Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
