"99.9% of Jungle DJs Have Never Been in a Jungle" tanktop
Celebrate the absolute irony of the scene with the "99.9% of Jungle DJs Have Never Been in a Jungle" tanktop. Let’s be entirely honest, mate—the closest most of these selectors have ever been to an actual rainforest is putting a potted fern next to their decks. This bit of gear is a proper cheeky nod to the legendary truth that you don’t need a safari suit or a machete to appreciate a savage 170 BPM roller. Throw it on, have a laugh, and remind your lot that the only canopy we care about is a roof sweating from a heavy sound system. Sorted.
More details
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Tri-blends are 50% polyester, 25% combed, 25% ring-spun cotton, and rayon
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz), triblends (3.8 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Techno Memist Merch Shop
- Email: contact@support.technomemist.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"99.9% of Jungle DJs Have Never Been in a Jungle" tanktop Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
26
|
16
|
|
S
|
27
|
18
|
|
M
|
28
|
20
|
|
L
|
29
|
22
|
|
XL
|
30
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
