Is it safe to come out?

$20.00

We’ve all been there—standing in the dark, watching the line move, wondering if you're actually getting in or if you’re about to get the "nein." There’s a specific kind of tension at that front door, but let’s be honest: some people take it further than others. Like that absolute legend who literally hid under another bloke's shirt just to sneak past the bouncers.

This shirt is for the heads who know that kind of commitment to the dance. "Is it safe to come out?" It’s the ultimate question after you’ve finally made it through, found your spot on the floor, and the music is finally doing its thing. It’s a nod to the struggle, the relief, and the pure madness of the scene.

It’s just a bit of fun for the real ones who don't take the gatekeeping too seriously. Grab one from the Techno Memist shop, wear it when you’re out on the floor, and let the people who know, know. Keep it proper.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.