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High Voltage Bundle

$62.92 AUD

If you’re going to hit the warehouse, you might as well look the part. You don't need a massive wardrobe, just the right kit—the stuff that feels like it was designed by someone who actually spends their weekends in the dark with a stack of subs for company.

Grab the full bundle, save yourself a few quid, and sort your rotation in one go. You’ll be sorted for everything from those long, hazy marathon sets to the nights where you just want to keep things sharp and simple. It’s no-nonsense gear for the heads who prefer the music to do the talking.

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Lighting Series 001

$37.01
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Lighting Series 002

$37.01
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50% more underground

$37.01
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No One Is Bigger Than Techno Shirt

$37.01
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United Techno Heads Against Nazis

$37.01
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Never Been in a Jungle Shirt

$37.01
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Your Snare Sounds Like Shit! Shirt

$44.41
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I Only Play Vinyl! Double Sided Shirt

$51.81
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Bro, use my vinyls!

$44.41
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Sir, this Is Bahrain Shirt

$37.01
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100% Junglist Shirt

$37.01
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A Nazi with a trillion dollars is still a Nazi.

$37.01
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Anatomy

$59.21
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No One Is Bigger Than Techno Double Sided

$51.81
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Save the scene (Limited Edition)

$296.04
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99.9% of Jungle DJs shirt

$44.41
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Wearing this black shirt makes you 20% more underground

$37.01
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No One Is Bigger Than Techno Women's Premium Crop Top Double Sided

$51.81
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Is it safe to come out?

$37.01
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Wearing this black shirt makes you 20% more underground BIG FONT

$37.01
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The Warehouse Bundle

$88.81 AUD

The webshop has been popping off, so I’ve finally put together the ultimate 3-shirt bundle featuring my most popular designs.

Lock in the classics all at once—including the iconic "No One Is Bigger Than Techno" shirt and the "99% of Jungle DJs Have Never Been in a Jungle" tee.

Grab the bundle, look absolutely sharp standing by the speaker stack, and help keep the memes flowing while saving some serious coin.

Shoutout to everyone who already locked in the first orders!

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The Summer Series Tank Top Bundle

$148.02 AUD

If you’re heading to the festivals, you’ve got to look the part. I’ve put together this four-pack tank top set that covers every situation: the 'No One Is Bigger Than Techno' classic, the '99.9% of DJs Have Never Been in a Jungle' reality check, the '100% Junglist' seal of approval, and the 'Your Snare Sounds Like Shit'—which is honestly just solid production advice for the scene.

These tanks are built for the heat of the season. They’re light enough to handle all-day sunshine, but rugged enough to survive the sweat of a packed tent or the grit of an outdoor stage. Whether you’re spinning records or just holding your ground in the crowd, this gear keeps you cool and makes it clear exactly where you stand. It’s the kind of aesthetic that commands a bit of respect, or at least a nod from anyone with half-decent taste.

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Mugs

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The DJs on the Techno Stage Mug

$14.80
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No One Is Bigger Than Techno Mug

$17.76
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Sir, this is Bahrain! Mug

$14.80
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"99.9% of Jungle DJs Have Never Been In A Jungle" Mug

$17.76
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High Voltage Bundle

$74.01 $62.92
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Anatomy

$59.21
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Lighting Series 002

$37.01
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Lighting Series 001

$37.01
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